Present me VS Me from the past #1
October 13th 2011, my vicious horrid 8 year old self came back to the past to haunt me of what I did to that poor pig. I can't blame the pig I was a bit chubby for my age... I don't know if the pigs still alive or not (probably not) RIP I hope you didn't have a tragic death little choy and may you rest well in heaven... even though my family ate you <3
I can still remember how that pig looked at me with such fear (No I don't) but from what I see from this horribly taken picture no hates to the photographer (sorry Tatay) I look like an absolute demon of a child ready to eat this pig, LIKE LOOK AT THAT SMILE. That is not the smile of normal human child. I will admit, being called Dora was reasonable now because of this picture... ah the memories, I recall absolutely nothing but in my heart I still feel bad.
2015 December 19th, more like Dora less like Emily. My eyes look better at least... I think. I feel like I'm exposing myself but all these photos are already posted throughout the internet including me myself and I dancing in Dora pajamas. Remember kids, don't post stupid photos on the internet. Talking about stupid photos makes me want to warn you about the next one, Brace yourselves.
May 13th 2017, this is the worst one of all. This is like the final boss in a videogame, like you can't look at that without laughing. This is try not to laugh (level impossible) If I had a time machine I would have definitely have deleted that picture from existence and throw myself across the room. Sure I'd be a little banged up but I feel like I deserve it for contributing to this monstrosity.
April 15th 2022, huge time skip but I think that's for the better. I look less bald more happy but in my heart I still miss that phase :( I don't wear old T-shirts given to me by my Ate anymore and let me TELL YOU I looked like I was wearing rags, like if you saw me and I was lost in a grocery store you would think I was a mummy who came back to life. I wear stuff that looks decent now and smile is probably as bright as ever PS. The food was amazing.





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